Creative Quotations from . . .
Robert Benchley
(1889-1945) born on
Sep 15
US humorist. "He was noted for his understated comic essays including "From Bed to Worse," 1934."
 
   
F
It was one of those plays in which the actors, unfortunately, enunciated very clearly."

R
"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony."
A
"The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled."
N
So who's in a hurry?
K
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "Treasury of Humorous Quotations," eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996."
R: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A:
N: Attributed.
K: "In "Treasury of Humorous Quotations," eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996."



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