Creative Quotations from . . .
Robert Benchley
(1889-1945) born on Sep 15
US humorist. "He was noted for his understated comic essays including "From Bed to Worse," 1934."
 
   
F
STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE.

R
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
A
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.
N
"If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge."
K
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: On arriving in Venice; attributed.
R: x
A: To a bank that granted his request for a loan; attributed.
N: ""From Bed to Worse," 'How to Avoid Colds.'"
K: ""Chips off the Old Benchley," 'How to Get Things Done.'"



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