Creative Quotations from Fred Allen (1894-1956)

Creative Quotations from . . .

Fred Allen
(1894-1956) born on May 31

US "comedian, vaudeville juggler". "He is best remembered for "Allen's Alley" radio program, 1932-49."

California is a great place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

"Batten, Barton, Durstine & Osborne sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs."

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	attributed
R:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
A:	"On NYC advertising agency, recalled on his death 17 Mar 56"
N:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
K:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."