A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."