Don't marry a man to reform him that's what reform schools are for.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

"It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any."

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.