The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

"My dinners have never interfered with my business. They have been my recreation. . . A public banquet, if eaten with thought and care, is no more of a strain than a dinner at home."

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.