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. . .to me the outdoors is what you have to pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.
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"If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words."
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"Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter."
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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