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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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"I must take issue with the term "a mere child," for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."
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"Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching."
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Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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