Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray."

"It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable."

"Six of one, half dozen of another. Oh, well, half of one, six dozen of the other."

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two.