Creative Quotations from Woody Allen (1935-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Woody Allen
(1935-____) born on Dec 1

US "comedian, actor, film director". "He is a sophisticated deadpan comic in films about New York, "Annie Hall," 1977 and "Manhattan," 1979."

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

My brain: it's my second favorite organ.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Death is an acquired trait.

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:
R:	"Sleeper.""
A:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
N:	""Woody Allen and His Comedy," (E. Lax)"
K:	""Without Feathers," 'Death (A Play)'; quoted in "On Being Funny: Woody Allen and His Comedy," by E. Lax, 1975."