Creative Quotations from Woody Allen (1935-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Woody Allen
(1935-____) born on Dec 1

US "comedian, actor, film director". "He is a sophisticated deadpan comic in films about New York, "Annie Hall," 1977 and "Manhattan," 1979."

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead."

"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love."

"In California, they don't throw garbage away -- they make it into TV shows."

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

Arizona Landscaping - Teacup Puppies - Debt Consolidation - Renegade Motorhomes

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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988."
R:	"Alvy Singer (Allen), in the film Annie Hall (directed by Woody Allen, scripted by Allen with Marshall Brickman, 1977; repr. in Four Films of Woody Allen, 1982)."
A:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N:	"Play It Again Sam.""
K:	"Without Feathers, "The Early Essays" (1976)."