Creative Quotations from Woody Allen (1935-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Woody Allen
(1935-____) born on Dec 1

US "comedian, actor, film director". "He is a sophisticated deadpan comic in films about New York, "Annie Hall," 1977 and "Manhattan," 1979."

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead."

"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love."

"In California, they don't throw garbage away -- they make it into TV shows."

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988."
R:	"Alvy Singer (Allen), in the film Annie Hall (directed by Woody Allen, scripted by Allen with Marshall Brickman, 1977; repr. in Four Films of Woody Allen, 1982)."
A:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N:	"Play It Again Sam.""
K:	"Without Feathers, "The Early Essays" (1976)."