Creative Quotations from Woody Allen (1935-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Woody Allen
(1935-____) born on Dec 1

US "comedian, actor, film director". "He is a sophisticated deadpan comic in films about New York, "Annie Hall," 1977 and "Manhattan," 1979."

I think crime pays. The hours are good and you travel a lot.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."

"If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?"

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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
R:	"International Herald Tribune (Paris, 18 Mar 1992)."
A:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
N:	"Quoted in: Graham McCann, Woody Allen: New Yorker, ch. 4 (1990)."
K:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."