I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.