More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."

"The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house."

If only God would give me a clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the times, I don't have any fun at all."

"The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep."