Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible."