An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money."

Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

"Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."