I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

"I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."

In Beverly Hills. . . they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

Eighty percent of success is showing up.