Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

"If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice."

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

"I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved."