Creative Quotations from . . .
Jackie Mason
(1934-____) born on Jun 9
US comedian. "He is noted for "World According to Me," "Chicken Soup," and being the voice of Simpsons' Rabbi Krustofsky."
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F
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -- even if they wanted to be one?

R
"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money."
A
""It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
N
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
K
It is more profitable for your Congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
R: "In "The Fifth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1993."
A: "From "Alt.Quotations Misc," an internet collection of quotations"
N: ""Jackie Mason's America.""
K: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
   



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