Creative Quotations from Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)

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Rodney Dangerfield
(1921-2004) born on Nov 22

US "comedian, actor". "He "never gets no respect" in his films such as "Chaddyshack," "Back to School," and "Meet Wally Sparks.""

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

Life is just a bowl of pits.

I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out.

"I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people."

"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In "Reader's Digest Quotable Quotes," ed. Deborah Deford, 1997."
R:	"From "Alt.Quotations Misc," an internet collection of quotations"
A:	"From "Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File," an collection of quotations from the Internet."
N:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
K:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."