You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well."

I am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.

I think of my body as a side effect of my mind. Like a thought I had once that manifested itself-- Oops! Oh no! Manifested. Look at this. Now we have to buy clothes and everything.

"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't."

Instant gratification takes too long.