It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"

"It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow, He didn't consult a decorator or He would still be picking colors."

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, then say the opposite."

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

"If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother."