Creative Quotations from Joe E. Lewis (1902-1971)

Creative Quotations from . . .

Joe E. Lewis
(1902-1971) born on Jan 12

US "comedian, actor". "He was a nightclub comedian whose problems with gangsters were depicted in the film "The Joker Is Wild," 1957, starring Frank Sinatra."

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them."

"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."

"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.

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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
R:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
A:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
N:	""Food.""
K:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."