Creative Quotations from . . .
Robert Orben
(1927-____) born on Mar 4
US "humorist, screenwriter, speech writer, editor". He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton.
 
   
F
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

R
"If those scientists are so smart, why do they all count backward?"
A
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
N
"A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace."
K
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988."
R:
A: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K:



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