Creative Quotations from . . .
Robert Orben
(1927-____) born on Mar 4
US "humorist, screenwriter, speech writer, editor". He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton.
 
   
F
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

R
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
A
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
N
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
K
A compliment is verbal sunshine.


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:
R: Quote Magazine
A: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."



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