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Robert Orben
(1927-____) born on
Mar 4
US humorist, screenwriter, speech writer, editor. He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton.
         
   
F
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

R
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
A
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
N
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Honk Kong it's the way the egg rolls.
K
Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
N: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
K: In "Quotable Business," ed. Louis E. Boone, 1992.
   


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