Creative Quotations from . . .
Rita Rudner
(1956-____) born on Sep 17
US "comedienne, essayist, actress". "She cohosted the TV show "Funny People," 1988; coauthored and actress in film "Peter's Friends," 1993."
 
   
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

R
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at forty-five. Do you get the feeling God is playing a practical joke?
A
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''"
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
K
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
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R: "In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997."
A: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
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