A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people."
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
"A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either."
"A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse."
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.