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Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it."
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"Candy, Is dandy, But Liquor, Is quicker."
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"Tell me, O Octopus, I begs, Is those things arms, or is they legs? I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me Us."
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"Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo."
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"I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, But I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it."
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