Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive."

"Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental."

"The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk."

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin with a grin.

"Senescence begins
And middle age ends,
The day your descendants,
Outnumber your friends."