If called by a panther,
don't anther."

"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."

"An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for,
Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks."

How easy for those who do not bulge
To not overindulge!

Purity is obscurity.