I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all."

God in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for."

"I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance/Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance."

"Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs."