It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it."

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

"There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece."