Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

"People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him."

"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new . . . program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."

"Whether it's the best of times, or the worst of times, it's the only time you've got."

"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."