Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.