Creative Quotations from . . .
Victor Borge
(1909-2000) born on Jan 03
US "pianist, comedian". He combines music with humor to create musical satire; guest with major symphonies.
 
   
F
I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

R
"Humor [is] something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
A
"In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say."
N
"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
K
"If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward."


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: King Features
R: "In "Times" (London), 3 Jan 1984."
A: "In "Treasury of Humorous Quotations," eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996."
N: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
K: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."



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