I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

A child of five would understand this. Send somebody to fetch a child of five.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Home is where you hang your head.

"There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he's crooked."