Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.""

"I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it."

"If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals."

"Sure, I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday."

"Every time I think that I'm getting old, and going to the grave, something else happens."