If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books."

"It may be those who do most, dream most."

"A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better."

"Personally, I would sooner have written "Alice in Wonderland" than the whole "Encyclopedia Britannica"."

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