Creative Quotations from . . .
Gary Apple
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F
I'm fascinated by historical trivia. For example, George Washington had trouble flossing because his teeth kept catching fire."

R
"Can you believe the weather we are having? Cold, windy and damp . . . And I hear outdoors it's even worse."
A
"Aladdin rubbed a lamp and a genie appeared. With my luck if I rubbed the lamp, I'd probably get an IRS auditor."
N
"Life is short; to prove it, criminals sentenced to life get out in ten years."
K
"Times are tough for everyone. A small Bible publishing company just filed Chapter 11, Verses 1 through 14."
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
R: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
   



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