Creative Quotations from . . .
Johnny Carson
(1925-2005) born on Oct 23
US "talk show host, comedian". "He is famous as a stand up comic and the host of "The Tonight Show," 1962-92"
 
   
F
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."

R
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
A
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
N
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
K
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
R: "Alluding to his exorbitant alimony payments in televised tribute to Jimmy Doolittle; in NY "Times," 18 Aug 86"
A: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
N: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."



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