Creative Quotations from . . .
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958-____) born on Sep 6
US comedian. "He is the king of "red-neck" humor; star of "The Jeff Foxworthy Show," 1995-____."
 
   
F
I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.

R
"My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing."
A
You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
N
"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, "You know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.""
K
"You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard."
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
R: "Interview with "Mr. Showbiz," at www.mrshowbiz.com/interviews/194_1.html."
A: ""The Wit and Wisdom of Jeff Foxworthy.""
N: "Interview, "Harris & The Predictor Interviews" at www.harrisonline.com/intvws/FOXWORTH.HTM."
K: ""The Wit and Wisdom of Jeff Foxworthy.""
   



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