Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs."

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."