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Benny Hill
(1924-1992) born on
Jan 21
English comedian. He is best known as the off-color, slapstick star of "The Benny Hill Show."
         
   
F
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

R
That's what show business is -- sincere insincerity.
A
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
N
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
K
Do unto others, then run.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
R: In "Observer (London)," 12 Jun 1977.
A: In "The Fifth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1993.
N: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
K: From an Internet collection of quotations.
   


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