Creative Quotations from . . .
Roseanne Barr
(1952-____) born on Nov 3
US "actress, comedian". "She is a standup comedienne who turned actress in the TV series, "Roseanne," 1988; wrote "Roseanne: My Life as a Woman," 1989."
 
   
F
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

R
Beauty comes in all sizes-not just size 5.
A
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes atappin.
N
"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
K
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
 
Be More Creative Credit Counseling - Credit Consolidation - Credit Card Consolidation - Phoenix Landscaping
Creative Perfumes Be More Creative Creative Hats Musical Instruments Baby Creativity

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:
R: "In "The Quotable Quotations Book," by Alec Lewis, 1980."
A: "In "The Quotable Quotations Book," by Alec Lewis, 1980."
N:
K:
   



copyright 1996-2009 by Baertracks at bemorecreative.com