"They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.""

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself."