US "actress, comedian".
"She is a standup comedienne who turned actress in the TV series, "Roseanne," 1988; wrote "Roseanne: My Life as a Woman," 1989."
The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
I know how to do anything -- I'm a mom.
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.
"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job."
"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
