Creative Quotations from Bob Hope (1903-2003)

Creative Quotations from . . .

Bob Hope
(1903-2003) born on May 29

US "comedian, actor". "He made annual trips to entertain American troops, 1940-1991; theme song "Thanks for the Memory.""

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."

I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bigamy: Only crime where two rites make a wrong.

"He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.'"

You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.

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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
R:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N:	on Marcus Allen
K:	"In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."