Creative Quotations from . . .
George Carlin
(1937-____) born on May 12
US comedian. "He created the characters "Biff Burns," sportscaster and "Al Street," weatherman."
 
   
F
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

R
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend -- I didn't bother with him.
A
"We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing."
N
I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.
K
"Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down."


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "21st Century Dictionary of Quotations," by Princeton Language Institute , 1993."
R: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A: "From an Internet quotation collection "Quotations - Series 1.""
N: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
K: "In "Quotations to Cheer You Up When the World is Getting You Down," by Allen Klein, 1991."



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