Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

"The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort -- the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing -- the opening a wonderfully joyous moment."

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

"It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often, and that passes for good on television."